I'm NOT old...

Today in the mail I got an invitation to visit a retirement home. At first glance, maybe I was being invited to check out a future home for my parents, though they are a more than a few years away from needing a place. That might make sense except this is the fourth thing I have received in the mail regarding retirement! I got an offer to join AARP. My personal favorite was a discount coupon for one of those little scooters for the elderly. Seriously?! I was only out of the country for four years, and while I agree living overseas ages you, I was thinking Turkey aged me ten years, not forty years!